Once again, Ed revised the long insurance policy
Specifically prepared for overly cautious Miss Molly
She finally approved it and was ready to sign
Ending these revisions topping out at Seventy-Nine
See, Molly feared getting hurt in all different ways
And wanted to be sure all her medical bills would get paid
She worried about meteors falling down from above
Thought of her fingers being swollen from ill-fitting gloves
Afraid of shag carpeting entangling her toes
She was also quite nervous of bees flying right up her nose
Paragraph sixty dealt with her choking on skinless grapes
Another section covered her being hugged by a wild ape
Specifically outlined was a part about Jellyfish jolts
Subsection eighty dealt with just plain ‘ole lightning bolts
Ed watched her sign thinking he was finally done with Miss Molly
Then she got a paper cut which wasn’t part of that long insurance policy
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Written for the August Writing Prompt- Jellyfish jolts
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