The villagers cheered as he rode in on his horse
King Philip had come home from the Nordic wars
Trumpets blared out, flowers were thrown
They did love this man who sat on their throne
Men were in awe of his strength through ascension
Women would fight for any of his attention
He ruled over these people with the noblest heart
Protecting them from evil before it would start
This land was quite prosperous under his rule
Unfortunately, none of this was actually true
King Philip was really just Phil in a hospital bed
Under observation for all the fantasies in his head
There was no happy kingdom free of all sadness
It was all just a figment of Phil’s delusional madness
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