Jane despised the idea of giving gift cards as presents
Their were various reasons for her rectangular resentment
For Jane, the fun was in looking for all the right gifts to be bought
Instead of just picking a gift card which required no thought
The wrapping of odd boxes was something else she enjoyed
What a delight to watch kids open up all different toys
Oh, how she hated those little, boring gift cards!
They just lacked Christmas magic right from the start
The long process of gift giving was time that Jane enjoyed
But, this year she forgot to buy things for Aunt Rose and Cousin Floyd
When she realized this dilemma it was late Christmas eve
What generic-type gifts could she buy in the quickest of speed?
She got out her car keys and sped out to the mall
To find some things for distant family that she hardly knew at all
Driving back with new presents, Jane had an epiphany in her car
She finally accepted the miracle of last-minute gift cards